Sewero latsopano la theka la ola la Netflix, 'Kimmy Schmidt Wosasweka', ndi chiwonetsero chomwe ngati simunawone, muyenera kutero. Pofotokoza nkhani ya mayi wina waku Indiana, Kimmy Schmidt (woseweredwa ndi Elle Kemper), yemwe adatsekeredwa mchipinda chogona kwa zaka khumi ndi zisanu kenako ndikusamukira ku New York City, mutha kulingalira za mizere yopenga yomwe imasewera. Kukondwerera nyengo yoyamba ya chiwonetserochi, tidalemba mawu khumi osaiwalika ndikuseka mokweza mawu kuchokera ku 'Osasweka'.
Kimmy Amapita kwa Dokotala
"Zowonadi, palibe kuwonongeka kwa dzuwa, koma mwakhala mukukumana ndi zovuta zambiri. Kodi ndinu wogwira ntchito m'migodi ya malasha? Woyendetsa sitima zapamadzi? Chifukwa muli ndi mizere yofuula yosiyana kwambiri. Kodi izi zikuchokera kuti, ndikudabwa." – Dr. Franff.
Kimmy Osamvetsetsa Mankhwala Osokoneza Bongo
"Kodi iwe ndiwe Molly?" – Mtsikana pa bar
"Ndine?! Ndi Mtsikana wanga wokondedwa waku America! " -Kimmy
Nzeru za Tito Andromedon
"Ndikhulupirira kuti tsiku lina ukakhala mwamuna wakuda, uli ndi Kimmy yemwe amakuchitira iwe chonchi." —Tito
Mafunso Oopsya
“Ndikuchita mantha kukufunsani izi.”—Tito
“Inde. Munali zinthu zachisembwere m’chipindamo.” -Kimmy
Kutumizirana mameseji ndi Kimmy
“Ndi chithunzi cha mbolo ya mwamuna. Ndinawerenga kuti anthu amatumizirana mameseji.” -Kimmy
Kutumiza Mnyamata Nzeru
“Kupereka zakudya zaku China tsiku lonse kumatha kukhala kokhumudwitsa. Monga ngati anthu akamafuula kuti ‘Chakudya chili pano!’ ngati kuti ali ndi banja, koma ndikudziwa kuti ali okha.” -Dong
Mavuto a Hashtag
"Hashbrown, palibe fyuluta" - Kimmy
Logan pa Mawu Ake aku Britain
"Ndimachokera ku Connecticut, koma makolo anga anaumirira kuti ana onse aphunzire Chingelezi. Sindinalankhulepo mawu aku America mpaka nditafika ku koleji, bro." - Logan
Chinsinsi cha Banja Lolimba
"Mkazi wanga woyamba adakwanitsa zaka 50." – Julian
"Ndikudziwa. Ndipo sindingakuchitireni zimenezo.” – Jacqueline
Sick Burn, Kimmy Style
"1996 idaimba. Ikufunanso zovala zake." - Xanthippe
"2090 idayimba. Mwafa ndipo mwataya nthawi yanu padziko lapansi. " -Kimmy