Izingcaphuno zikaKarl Ezikhumbuleka Kakhulu -Ingxoxo yakamuva kaKarl Lagerfeld ne-Zeit lapho ekhulume khona ngokungathandi abantu abalingana naye (kungakhathaliseki ukuthi usekhulile noma manje) isenze sacabanga ... umqondisi wokudala we-Chanel uhlala ekhuluma okucabangayo. Futhi sisho njalo. Kangangoba eqinisweni kwadalelwa incwadi yonke ngenxa yezingcaphuno zakhe ngonyaka odlule ebizwa ngokuthi “The World According to Karl”. Ukusuka engxabanweni kuya kokuthi ake sithi...eccentric, nali iqoqo lezingcaphuno eziyishumi nanhlanu ezidumile zika-Karl Lagerfeld.
“Amabhulukwe awuphawu lokuhlulwa. Ulahlekelwe ukulawula ukuphila kwakho, ngakho wathenga amabhulukwe ajeqeza.”—UKarl on Sweatpants
“Impilo akuwona umncintiswano wonobuhle, abanye [abantu ababi] bahle. Engikuzondayo kubi, abantu ababi… okubi kakhulu kubi, amadoda amafushane. Abesifazane bangaba bafushane, kodwa emadodeni akunakwenzeka. Yinto abangeke bayithethelele empilweni… banenhliziyo embi futhi bafuna ukukubulala.”
- UKarl kumadoda amafushane (2003).“Ukube ngingowesifazane eRussia ngabe ngiwulesbian njengoba amadoda emubi kakhulu. Kukhona abambalwa abahle, njengesoka likaNaomi Campbell, kodwa lapho ubona abesifazane abahle kakhulu namadoda asabekayo. "
- UKarl emadodeni aseRussia.
"Ngiwuhlobo lwe-nymphomaniac yemfashini engalokothi ithole i-orgasm."
-UKarl othandweni lwakhe lwemfashini.
"Inhlonipho ayidali ... I-Chanel iyisikhungo, futhi kufanele uphathe isikhungo njengesifebe - bese uthola okuthile kuso."
- UKarl ku-Chanel yefa.“UKate Middleton une-silhouette enhle. Ngiyaluthanda uhlobo lowesifazane, ngiyabathanda abanobuhle bezothando. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, udade uyazabalaza. Angibuthandi ubuso bukasisi. Kufanele ambonise umhlane kuphela.”
- UKarl kuPippa Middleton
“Ngincamela u-Adele noFlorence Welch…Into okwamanje ngu-Adele. Ukhuluphele kancane, kodwa unobuso obuhle nezwi laphezulu.”
- UKarl kumculi waseBrithani u-Adele.“Ngikhumbula umsiki wengqephu owathi abesifazane abahlakaniphile abazigqoki izingubo zakhe. Ngokusobala, ulahlekelwe yimali.”
– Karl Lagerfeld ezingutsheni.